so we have this couple

here below, they decided to get a little dressed up, unfortunately that is rarely the case.
The above picture is typical.

when this couple decides to have children someday
(heaven help the world)
They will name their first baby boy after a guy who:
-Grew up with divorced parents
-Is a vegetarian. He has been voted "sexiest celebrity vegetarian" on Peta.com
-Graduated from Harvard University with a degree in English
-Was a metal head as a teenager. When he was in high school he took a picture of Carlos Cavazo from Quiet Riot to a local salon and told the woman to make him look like that. After an hour it was done and his mom was so mortified at his appearance that she left the salon and Rivers had to walk three miles back home.
-Claims that his mom named him Rivers because she gave birth to him near a river but also claims his dad named him that after two famous Italian soccer players, Rivera and Riva, and a Brazillian soccer player, Rivelino
-Is a singer, songwriter and guitarist for the band Weezer.

This is him...Rivers Cuomo

This concert we went to was the best show of my life!

Now, I just wanted to let everyone know, we are not planning on starting a family for quite some time, but when we do, I just wanted to prepare everyone on our name choice if we have a boy. Say what you will. Think what you want. Just dont let me know if you dont like it. HA HA. Weezer for me is the "it" band of my life and Rivers is just a wicked, cool name, and was an inspiration to me. Dont steal it (like anyone would) if you have a boy before me. This is my patent on the name Rivers for the Gentry/Garner/ Fulkerson family. Thank you, and that is all.